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January 13th, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Funny one liners

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twitter.com www.killcure.com (Exclusive behind the scenes www.facebook.com I have always wanted to try one liners/observational humor. I shot this without any cuts, and I didn’t edit it, just like a real stand up comedy routine. I wanted to play music, but I don’t know how to play the guitar, so I added music. Music from: incompetech.com (royalty free) Hope you enjoy it, Varun auto tune cute kids and kanye west gregory brothers michael evan andrew sarah charlie bit me balloon boy

All the best of ASH…
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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  • jpark907
    2:19 pm on January 13th, 2012 1

    hahahaha love it

  • SuperHuman91
    3:13 pm on January 13th, 2012 2

    Dude.. you’re my favorite person ever.

  • stokesy10101
    4:08 pm on January 13th, 2012 3

    It’s funny because no body gets your humour. Brilliant video!

  • joelberggren1
    4:50 pm on January 13th, 2012 4

    @robinhoodsun You probably shouldn’t be telling anyone how to be funny.

  • robinhoodsun
    5:08 pm on January 13th, 2012 5

    learn to hate your audience you must. funny then you wil be.

  • nabhan99
    5:41 pm on January 13th, 2012 6

    You have guts to make jokes in another language that aren’t that bad. Well done. Keep it up

  • 69eboue
    5:46 pm on January 13th, 2012 7

    go fuck your sister varun

  • OAKnSTEEL
    6:16 pm on January 13th, 2012 8

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  • switchitdownn
    6:45 pm on January 13th, 2012 9

    This was horrible : .. no offence.

  • kevwan182
    6:57 pm on January 13th, 2012 10

    I liked it. :) well done

  • ihavetrueskillz
    7:12 pm on January 13th, 2012 11

    Fucking dot heads trying to be funny

  • SammyTheIdiot
    7:28 pm on January 13th, 2012 12

    this isnt that funny…

  • siya816
    7:43 pm on January 13th, 2012 13

    hii..varun contact me for our talent show. 09654662980

  • Fananigans
    8:38 pm on January 13th, 2012 14

    this. is. horrible.

  • 1234567890karthik
    9:26 pm on January 13th, 2012 15

    1 hour ago In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake. Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes. repost 3 times to be saved krisarrow

  • adyrfc75
    10:01 pm on January 13th, 2012 16

    DIRE!!! Sorry, but for the sake of comedy, please stop!

  • RizlaD
    10:29 pm on January 13th, 2012 17

    How can people dislike these videos?? This kid is funny.

    GJ Varun!

  • WideOpenTuna
    10:36 pm on January 13th, 2012 18

    Nice ones buddy. Great song indeed.

  • mikeryt
    11:07 pm on January 13th, 2012 19

    I like you and i wanted your jokes to be funny, but they were not. im sorry. its probs cos of your age, stick at it you will find what you are searching for. xxx

  • SchuckNBomb
    11:11 pm on January 13th, 2012 20

    youd make a good actor, and btw if you want to see a fellow indian watch my vid

  • MrBilalAziz
    12:02 am on January 14th, 2012 21

    you’re not serious

  • Ph0DaWin
    12:16 am on January 14th, 2012 22

    lamest jokes ever.

  • Uatemydoodle
    1:11 am on January 14th, 2012 23

    HAHAHAHA LOVE UR VIDs.. the jokes were so lame but funny subbed btw

  • Walldemart
    2:04 am on January 14th, 2012 24

    @HoneyBooBabyKins Oh, so, you Americans can make fun of Indians and we can’t make fun of you?

  • Walldemart
    2:24 am on January 14th, 2012 25

    @HoneyBooBabyKins Oh, so, you Americans can make fun of Indians and we can’t?

  • 182akatsuki
    3:13 am on January 14th, 2012 26

    @blacky777 That is from evil dead 2,not army of darkness

  • MapleMeadows
    4:00 am on January 14th, 2012 27

    Wtf lol didn’t know this was a movie. I thought it was only a game. Pretty cool, I like the chainsaw hand lol my fav weapon in the game.

  • jamerhead123
    4:42 am on January 14th, 2012 28

    When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he puts on Bruce Campbell pajamas XP

  • MRGFUNKY0
    5:07 am on January 14th, 2012 29

    Give me some sugar babe

  • Actionfan19
    5:08 am on January 14th, 2012 30

    another good one liner is “hail to the king baby”

  • xxxCrazyBannanaZxxx
    5:57 am on January 14th, 2012 31

    Ash is the Duke Nukem of evil dead!

  • MugenFighterReconV2
    6:40 am on January 14th, 2012 32

    @blacky777 I think thats Evil Dead 2

  • lnfreeman
    7:19 am on January 14th, 2012 33

    this movie is a little before my time so i somehow missed it, but i got the game for ipod touch on a whim and the lines in it have made me desperate to see it

  • MaverickAlvis
    7:49 am on January 14th, 2012 34

    “Yo. She-bitch…” Hahaha. Makes me grin every time.

  • Simon0
    8:47 am on January 14th, 2012 35

    @2PlayDead oh yeah. The 2nd one had comedy aspects but it was also scary.

  • 2PlayDead
    9:10 am on January 14th, 2012 36

    @Simon0 because it’s a comedy, lol

  • TheDct88
    9:28 am on January 14th, 2012 37

    0.50
    

  • Simon0
    10:13 am on January 14th, 2012 38

    evil dead 2 was way better. This one wasnt really scary.

  • DMGOD64
    10:30 am on January 14th, 2012 39

    You forgot “Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.”

  • LieutenantEO
    10:49 am on January 14th, 2012 40

    Lol my parents wouldn’t let me watch this until I turned 16

  • svetlanalupesku
    10:54 am on January 14th, 2012 41

    LOL

  • RedElephantStampede
    11:44 am on January 14th, 2012 42

    No hold on there spinach chin!

  • 1destined
    12:37 pm on January 14th, 2012 43

    @Miidgi If you haven’t seen these movies, I don’t know what to tell you.

  • YengStvol
    1:06 pm on January 14th, 2012 44

    this is the best film ever. Bruce is real king!

  • Eton911
    1:34 pm on January 14th, 2012 45

    Get off me you cr

  • XXXAsgardiusXXX
    2:15 pm on January 14th, 2012 46

    Hail to the king baby?

  • Fudgeyer
    2:56 pm on January 14th, 2012 47

    This is one of the most badass things ive ever seen.

  • Miidgi
    3:54 pm on January 14th, 2012 48

    holy shit its sam from burn notice

  • PianoPwner21
    4:31 pm on January 14th, 2012 49

    @TheZowwee So that was you? Good. It would have been very unfortunate if a video thief got so many more views than you. Best of luck rebuilding your Youtube empire, it seems as though you were VERY successful in doing so the first time. Happy Youtubing!

  • TheZowwee
    4:43 pm on January 14th, 2012 50

    @PianoPwner21 I checked into it…I had an old channel few years ago with most of the same vids and then fucking YouTube killed my acct. because of infringement ! On my old channel I had a few mill. views on my channel and like thousands of friends and subs. I even had a video featured on the G4 network attack of the show….I shit you not (highlight of my life) then I tried rebuilding my empire with little success.